Cook: But she doesn't love me.
Freddie: She does, I know she does.
Cook: She loves you better.
Cook: Dad? Dad? I thought we were gonna take this town by storm? You and me.
Cook's Dad: Not letting that twat take my boat.
Cook: What, can't I just come with you then?
Cook's Dad: Look, I didn't ask for this, I didn't ask you to turn up here, there's no fucking SPACE. Cook: *Takes keys out of the boat*
Cook's Dad: What the fuck you doin'? Give me the keys.
Cook's Dad: Let me tell you something, James, I never fucking wanted you in the first place. So give me the keys and get off the fucking boat.
Cook's Dad: GIVE ME THE FUCKING KEYS.
Cook's Dad: Now give Daddy the keys, or I'm gonna melt your fucking face off. Be sensible son I'll fucking do it. I'll fucking do it. I don't give a fuck.
Cook: I don't either.
h4nnah-l0uise: what does everyone think happens when you die?
I’m going to a funeral tomorrow, feel so depressed and down it’s awful.
I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn’t deserve it. Because...– Augusten Burroughs (via cdeeezy)
cosmo tip: upon swallowing your lovers semen inform them of how delicious the thousands of souls of unborn children are
Going on holiday to Cardiff next week with my Dad. We’ll be sharing the same room but with separate beds. My Mum seems to think this is weird, is it?
It really troubles me when people use academic achievement as a means of...– Source (via allisonleighxo)
I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how...– The Holiday - Iris Simpkins (Kate Winslet)
The Blue Lagoon
Richard: It feels so funny in my stomach.
Em: Me too.
Richard: My hearts beating so fast.
Em: Mine too.
h4nnah-l0uise: So to put it bluntly my Mother basically said that slim girls are more likely to get boyfriends than slightly bigger girls. How sensitive