Hide your name and go onto my profile and write...
Hide your name and go onto my profile and write what you think about me. send this to every one of your contacts and see what you get. —been pressured way too much for my liking. Answer here
fuck going out, I'm happy with you Tumblr.
watching alan carr: chatty man just cos i wanna laugh and i kinda like alan carr’s voice cos it’s bloody hilarious. just realised that i need to revise my french speaking assessment some time soon otherwise i’m so totally going to fail.
5. 5 things that irritate you about the opposite...
Nothing really, all boys are different really. I just don’t like it when they feel that they can shove their hands down their pants and no ones going to notice. Girls don’t do it.
Seth: Fine Evan here it goes, when I was a little kid I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal something like 8% of kids do it but whatever, for some reason, I don't know why I just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks, like a man dick?
Seth: Yeah, like a man dick...
... I just sit there for hours on end drawing dicks. I don't know what it was, I couldn't touch the pen to a piece of paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Evan: That's fucked.
Seth: No shit it's really fucked up...Here I am as this little kid and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
Evan: Alright I mean I don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Seth: Just listen, okay... Your precious little Becca sat next to be of all of fourth grade. The classroom is where I get the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on even I thought it was fucking crazy imagine what everyone else would think. So I would stash all of these dick drawings in a ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day finishing up this real big veiny triumphant bastard all of a sudden *pussy*.
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
Seth: Yeah, I know...She starts crying, she flips out and she rats me out to the principal, he finds this ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out. He calls in my parents and turns out that this principal is some sort of religious finatic and he thinks I'm posessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents make me go see some therapist and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally made me stop eating foods that looked like dicks. No hot dogs no popcicals, do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!
Evan: Yeah, well I don't know, this is just really messed up, supergay.
Seth: Right lets stop this man just go get some dessert.
TEN WHATS: 1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up? How sick I felt 2. What did you do last night?: I had a small party with some booze and lots of dancing :) 3. What is the most important part of your life right now? EVERYTHINK 4. What would you rather be doing right now? I dunno, nothing really, feeling shitty so I’m okay indoors. 5. What did you...
OMG DIET COKE.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH
really need to go on a roadtrip somewhere
but i want one of those sports cars with no roof and to go driving with a load of friends in the summer, oh well, need to wait another year
Story behind your facebook name? …So that’s the story behind my name then.There’s no story, my mum just liked the name Hannah. Does the number 19 have any significance to you? Nope, none. Do you have any alcohol bottles in your room? Yep. I have a Jack Daniels bottle and and a vodka bottle. Fuck. Alcoholic… What’s bothering you right now? Nothing Do you...
What the fuck
I’m watching a program where these morbidly obese people are just eating… and it’s a program?!
I don't get people who want to have phone calls...
i did used to have phone calls like alllll the time, but now i have no time for it, i genuinely don’t i come home, maybe see some friends, relax a bit or if i have homework i do that, have my dinner, have a bath, maybe do some reading and then go to bed, i don’t actually have any time for anything else. my day seems to boring, ugh!
thought my mum was being sick in the loo upstairs it’s only the fish water being poured into the loo, it’s okay
FUCK IT'S TINIE
TINIE IS ON THE BRITS I FUCKING LOVE TINIE AH GOD :-( HE LOOKS AMAZING he’s just the one black guy i seriously dig.
watching the brits
i actually didn’t really know about it :/ i’m so behind but apparently ma’love rihanna is going to perform, so excited…she’s my guilty pleasure
why can’t I sleeeeeeep i’ve got school tomorrow and i feel as if i’m about to die, might just stay up for ages and just eat toast and watch tv and drink tea but i dunno, feeling pretty achey and tired, but don’t feel like sleeping, odd that.
Ugh, it’s taking fucking ages, and getting to the point where I feel it’s never going to happen.
Happy Valentines Day benders
Really tired but going to watch Bridget Jones’s Diary before bed :D