February 2012
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Peep Show Christmas Episode
Mark: Jeremy where are the potatoes?
Jeremy: No idea dude, not my area.
Mark: But you were on turkey and veg.
Jeremy: Potatoes aren't veg.
Mark: Uh yes they are.
Jeremy: Hmm are they? Umm I mean they kinda are but not really.
Mark: Well what else are they?
Jeremy: Are you sure potatoes aren't veg? Aren't they not earth, but like salt? I mean tomatoes a fruit and potatoes are bread? No. I mean they're wheaty, they don't go in the drawer in the fridge, so yeah?
Mark: Jeremy obviously potatoes are vegetables.
Mark: Oh now you're going on about it maybe you're right. But you know they're not exactly cabbage, are they? I mean they're brown, they're nice!
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Actually want bigger lips. If only botox didn’t look fake!
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Gonna watch Peep Show, chill, and have a well deserved bath
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I could never, ever live on my own
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Just had the fright of my life. Fire alarm went off and there was smoke everywhere, thought there was a fire, but turns out I left the toaster on without any toast in it. Omg :o
